Channeling with Toast

Desmond Fike was raised in an abandoned grain silo in New Hampshire. Desmond was blessed at an early age with a deep love of wheat products.

After nearly choking to death on a piece of toasted Orowheat Wheat Berry bread at the tender age of 8, Desmond spent 7 months in a coma at the Togo's Center for the Treatment of Bread-Related Ailments.

Soon after regaining the full use of his right pinky toe, Desmond discovered his accident had left him with the rare ability to spiritually channel toast. Desmond could channel the thoughts and feelings of dead celebrities or the dead careers of living celebrities within the seemingly random charred patterns on toasted bread.

After strengthening his special gift, Desmond made a fateful trip to Hollywood, Ca to the set of the film "Gigli" to warn actor Ben Affleck of the impending demise of his acting career. Ben Affleck, forever indebted to Desmond for the timely information, donated the funding for the first ever Toast Channeling Conference, held in the spring of 2005 in an undisclosed location.

Desmond continues to use his gift and teaches others the art of Toast Channeling from his website, ChannelingWithToast.com, as well as the lucky folks in his hometown in New Hampshire.